Trader Joe’s to open sixth Chicago store in Edgewater
*****DISCLAIMER – as revealed on Facebook later in the day on April 1, this story is satire. Happy April Fools!******
The popular market chain Trader Joe’s has announced that, along with a new Evanston location, they will open a sixth store in the city of Chicago right here in Edgewater. The company apparently has signed a long term lease to open a new smaller urban concept store at the vacant Blockbuster space at the Berwyn & Broadway intersection.
“The location just made a lot of sense.” Trader Joe’s spokeswoman April Phoole told the Edgeville Buzz. “We think the (former Blockbuster) space has a ton of potential based on foot and car traffic, and our customers can go right next door to Pier One for fine stemware to go along with their Two Buck Chuck wine.”
48th Ward Alderman Harry Osterman’s office has been courting Trader Joe’s for years, apparently. “Anytime the Edgeville Buzz posted about a business closing, the readers always suggested Trader Joe’s, Trader Joe’s. We heard the residents loud and clear and are happy to welcome Trader Joe’s to the neighborhood,” Osterman said.
Trader Joe’s plans to add a two story parking garage above the store to accomodate the additional traffic, however at the time of publishing specific design plans were not realeased. It is expected that customers will be able to enter the garage both off Broadway and Berwyn. The store is expected to open April 1st, 2014.
*****DISCLAIMER – as revealed on Facebook later in the day on April 1, this story is satire. Happy April Fools!******

